The Kingdom of The Argonaut is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Desmond Whiteeye with an even hand, and remarkable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, ubiquitous missile silos, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 2.172 billion Argonauts are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District A. The average income tax rate is 39.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Argonautian economy, worth 105 trillion Units a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 48,471 Units, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Judicial torture is outsourced overseas, the Fashion Channel can only be viewed on widescreen TVs, parties that are too noisy are broken up to prevent disturbing wildlife, and the military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Argonaut's national animal is the Species X, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Argonaut is ranked 170,449^th in the world and 1,265^th in the Pacific for Largest Populations, with 2.17 billion capita.